Alice: There you are. Hey, I’m having a little…
Ben: I can’t pretend to listen. To your problems right now. We have to talk about me. What’s wrong? I’ll tell you what’s wrong. Something’s happening to me. Roman is very sad about hismother, and that makes me sad. Crystal is very, very upset about a little blue person. That makes me upset. It’s just occurring to me now, I’m actually curious how your night went with Alonzo. What the hell’s happening to me?
Alice: You’re becoming an actual human being.
Ben: Well, I don’t like it.
Mr. Sunshine - 1x05 Crystal on Ice